Mountain Grown Baskets, Herbal Teas, and Culinary Spices

one acre

one woman

100% homegrown

100% handmade
Herbal Teas



 
Chamomile ready for harvest


I'm not even playing when I say these are some tasty teas.  They're all 100% home grown, hand harvested, carefully dried, and lovingly packaged, so you know they're the freshest thing short of taking a cup of hot water out to the field and dropping herbs in it.  These herbs were never sprayed or treated with anything except for sunshine, rain, and good soil.  The tea bags are unbleached, chemical free, and made in the USA.  Boxes are made out of recycled material.
    Teas come 12 tea bags per box.  Colorful waxed paper surrounds the tea bags and pokes out of the sweet little 3"x3" brown box.  Many folks say they get two cups from each tea bag, and pretty much everybody agrees that it's super tasty and smells good too. 
    I can tell you that I've raised these herbs from seed and they've received plenty of love.  I dry them and process them by hand.  Good stuff, hand did. 

Scroll down for Civili-Teas, Profani-Teas, and Loose Teas




  Civili-Teas  

INVINCIBILI-TEA
Immune booster and respiratory support for the cold and flu season. 
Bold earthy flavor.
Same as Get the F*** Over It tea

Ingredients: Echinacea Root and Flower, Hyssop, Blackberry Leaf, Mountain Mint, Tulsi, Yarrow, Lemon Thyme
$8

Any notes, or how you found me

BALANCE
New formulation!
Rich, floral, earthy
.  Hormone balancing, blood strengthening, nourishing tonic.
Ingredients: Milky Oats, Nettle Leaf, Chocolate Mint, Red Clover, & Lavender
$8

Any notes, or how you found me


CONTENT-MINT
Straight up pungent, bold, minty.

  
Ingredients: Chocolate Mint, Spearmint
& Mountain Mint
$8

Any notes, or how you found me
 

SWEET DREAMS
Calming and relaxing.  Nighty night.
Same as Slow the F*** Down
Ingredients: Lemony Catnip and Spearmint, Anise Hyssop, Lemon Basil Seed, Tulsi, Chamomile

Same as Slow the F*** Down
$8

Any notes, or how you found me

SIMPLICI-TEA
Simple.  Mint + Lemon.  My darling grandmother's favorite blend, now available for public consumption.

Ingredients: Spearmint & Lemon Balm in equal parts
 
$8  

Any notes, or how you found me



LUMINOUS
Bright, tangy, uplifting
.  A perfect pick me up in the afternoon.
Ingredients: Lemongrass, Lemon Balm, Roselle Hibiscus, Tulsi, & Peppermint
$8 
Any notes, or how you found me


 

TRANQUILITY
Intensely delicious.  Blends brilliantly with green tea, boldly beautiful on its own with a bit of honey and milk.

Same as What the F*** Happened??
Ingredients: Milky Oats, Spearmint, Tulsi, & Sage
$8

Any notes, or how you found me



SLEEPY BEAR
Bold, minty, resonant
.  Three mild sedatives (Chamomile, Lemony Catnip, and Holy Basil.)  Divine with milk and honey.  
Ingredients: Spearmint, Lemony Catnip, Chamomile, Anise Hyssop, & Tulsi
SOLD OUT

GINGER DAYDREAM
The tea of my dreams.  Ginger, Hyssop, and Lemongrass, blended to a perfect balance of spicy, rich and sweet.  Only 8 bags per batch because ginger is a delicacy and I have only a limited amount
.
Ingredients: Ginger, Hyssop, Lemongrass
$8
 

SOLD OUT

ROOTS & BLOSSOMS
Woah, dang.  Rich, nutty, chocolate aroma, bitter and sweet roots with vanilla-flavored blossoms.  Small batch, crazy labor intensive so only 8 bags per box. 
Same as Go F***ing Wild

Ingredients: 100% Wild Crafted Roasted Dandelion Root & Elderflower Blossoms
$8

SOLD OUT - Believe me, I'm as sad as you are
 



 
  Profani-Teas  
 

TEAS with an ATTITUDE
designed specifically for keeping a little humor about ourselves and our local foodie habits.  Lest we start taking ourselves to seriously, I have an antidote
...

 


WHAT THE F*** HAPPENED??

Intensely delicious new blend.  Blends brilliantly with green tea, boldly beautiful on its own with a bit of honey.
Same as Tranquility
Ingredients: Milky Oats, Spearmint, Tulsi, & Sage
$8
Any notes, or how you found me




START THE F*** OVER
Not really revving you up or slowing you down, just kind of feels like a reset button on the day. 
Ingredients: Milky Oats, Lemon Balm, Lemony Catnip, Lavender Flowers, Anise Hyssop, Cinnamon Basil
$8 

Any notes, or how you found me



CTFU
CHEER the F*** UP

Awakening, reviving, & harmonizing
Ingredients: Lemon Balm, Anise Hyssop, Lemongrass, & Lemon Thyme
$8

Any notes, or how you found me
 

GET the F*** OVER IT
Immune booster and respiratory support for the cold and flu season.  Bold earthy flavor.
Same as Invincibili-Tea

Ingredients: Echinacea Root and Flower, Hyssop, Blackberry Leaf, Mountain Mint, Tulsi, Yarrow, Lemon Thyme
$8 

Any notes, or how you found me


 
CTFD
CALM the F*** DOWN
Balancing & harmonizing
Ingredients: Lemongrass, Lemon Balm, Anise Hyssop, & Peppermint
$8

Any notes, or how you found me



SLOW THE F*** DOWN

Calming and relaxing.  Nighty night.
Ingredients: Lemony Catnip and Spearmint, with a touch of Chamomile, & Holy Basil
Same as Sweet Dreams
$8

Any notes, or how you found me

GO F***ING WILD
Woah, dang.  Rich, nutty, chocolate aroma, bitter and sweet roots with vanilla-flavored blossoms.  Small batch, crazy labor intensive so only 8 bags per box. 
Same as Roots & Blossoms
Ingredients: 100% wild crafted Roasted Dandelion Root & Elderflower blossoms
$8

SOLD OUT - Believe me, I'm as sad as you are


CTFO
CHILL the F*** OUT
Calming, soothing, & relaxing
Same as Sleepy Bear tea
Ingredients: Spearmint, Lemony Catnip, Chamomile, Anise Hyssop, & Tulsi
$8

SOLD OUT

  
 
  loose Teas  
 

I am pleased to be harvesting enough now to finally offer bulk loose teas for you to use with a tea ball, strainer or Keurig.  More tea for your money, more control over how much you put in your cup.  Enjoy.

 
 
LOOSE LEAF
WHAT THE F*** HAPPENED??

Intensely delicious new blend.  Blends brilliantly with green tea, boldly beautiful on its own with a bit of honey.
Same as Tranquility
Ingredients: Milky Oats, Spearmint, Tulsi, & Sage
$8

SOLD OUT

LOOSE LEAF
CONTENT-MINT
Straight up pungent, bold, minty.  
Ingredients: Chocolate Mint, Spearmint,
& Mountain Mint
$8 

SOLD OUT



 LOOSE LEAF
CTFU (Cheer the F*** Up)
Awakening, reviving, & harmonizing

Ingredients: Lemon Balm, Anise Hyssop, Lemongrass, & Lemon Thyme
$8

SOLD OUT 


LOOSE LEAF
SIMPLICI
-TEA
Simple.  Mint + Lemon.  My darling grandmother's favorite blend.
Ingredients: Spearmint & Lemon Balm in equal parts
$8 

SOLD OUT





LOOSE LEAF
LUMINOUS
Bright, tangy, uplifting

Ingredients: Lemongrass, Lemon Balm, Roselle Hibiscus, Holy Basil, & Spearmint
$8   

SOLD OUT
 
LOOSE LEAF
TRANQUILITY

Intensely delicious new blend.  Blends brilliantly with green tea, boldly beautiful on its own with a bit of honey.
Same as What the F*** Happened
Ingredients: Milky Oats, Spearmint, Tulsi, & Sage
$8

SOLD OUT
 
LOOSE LEAF
BALANCE
Rich, floral, earthy
.  Hormone balancing, blood strengthening, nourishing tonic.

Ingredients: Milky Oats, Red Raspberry Leaf, Spearmint, Red Clover, Lemony Catnip, & Lavender
$8

SOLD OUT

LOOSE LEAF
GET the F*** OVER IT
Immune booster and respiratory support for the cold and flu season.  Bold earthy flavor.
Same as Invincibili-Tea

Ingredients: Echinacea Root and Flower, Hyssop, Blackberry Leaf, Mountain Mint, Tulsi, Lemon Thyme
$8


SOLD OUT

LOOSE LEAF
I
NVINCIBILI-TEA
Immune booster and respiratory support for the cold and flu season.  Bold earthy flavor
.
Same as Get the F*** Over It tea

Ingredients: Echinacea Root and Flower, Hyssop, Blackberry Leaf, Mountain Mint, Tulsi, Lemon Thyme
$8

SOLD OUT

BREWING SUGGESTIONS
1. Place tea bag in your favorite mug
2. Add water that’s just under boiling (boiling water makes herbs lose some of their nutritional wonderment and fantastical flavor)
3. Let tea steep for 5-15 minutes… the longer the stronger
4. Remove tea bag and add honey if desired.  Milk is pretty tasty with many teas.
5. Sit back and enjoy your cup of tea. From me to you.